Bloody Bastard Dive Bar
A Speakeasy for The Brume
Mateus Empyreum Ward 6 plot 38, downstairs
Welcome to a place designed for the lowborn by the lowborn. Welcome to the cheapest beers and liquors in town and a shitty meal, if the owner feels like it that day. Welcome to a place where the only rule is "don't be a cunt."Welcome home.
Yves' Guide For Not Being a Cunt
If yer a noble, yer doin' the dishes.
If yer gonna fight, make sure y'got a ref. Don't make me clean up a body or else yer next.
Don't break my shite or I'll break ye.
Don't snitch. What 'appens 'ere stays 'ere.
Don't throw up outside the throw up bucket.
Clean up yer shite.
Don't steal my fuckin' cards or dice.
If yer gonna bring party favors, bring enough for everyone.
Tip yer godsdamn bartender.
Don't throw shite at the performers if y'think they suck.
Don't fuck on my couches or I'll shove my bat up yer arsehole.
Don't bitch if someone y'don't know sits next to ye. Savin' tables is for pussies.
About This Damn Place
In a far corner deep in the Brume lies a small shack built from recycled stone and old wood. It's in this place that one man, Yvesoix Sellemontiere, found promise: a place to make a community hub for Ishgard's largely forgotten and swept aside. From the rowdy Brume man drinking the night away after a hard sennight's work to the cloaked dark knight looking for solace among the rubble only now being cleared, lowborn and outsider alike are welcome at the Bloody Bastard -- so long as they keep their mouth shut about it.
OOC: The Bloody Bastard Dive Bar is a venue dedicated to the aesthetic of the low city Brume dwellers. Devised as an RP hub for people sick of the noble scene, this is a place for Ishgard's "others" to meet and mingle.The bar is designed to encourage interaction, but should you find yourself lacking partners feel free to talk to your host or bartender! I'm sure they can find some way to introduce you to someone.I offer games, refereed RP bar fights, and story hooks submitted by our patrons to hook you into RP with others, but keep in mind this is a one man show, so please be patient if we're busy. :)
Current Jobs
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Drinks
Some liquor and shite I got. No, I won't make ye some fancy pussy mixed drink, piss off. If y'ask, everyone gets to make fun of ye, includin' me.
| Drink | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Brumeshine | My own recipe made from shite I found outside! Tastes like death in a glass! Guaranteed to knock ye off yer arse! | 5 gil a shot |
| Ale | Just some standard classic Brume pisswater I got from someone. Don't ask who. | 3 gil a pint |
| Whiskey | My mate Caliaut got me some bottles 'e probably stole or sucked dick for or somethin'. | 5 gil a cup |
| Gin | Got less ceruleum in it than the Brumeshine but it's still good | 8 gil a cup |
| Pirate Grog | Some Limsan shite I got from a drinkin' buddy what smells like a fruit bowl if y'left it out too long. | 8 gil a cup |
| Some Green Shite, I Dunno | Nicked it from a manor so it must be good. Makes ye see demons and cry. | 12 gil a cup |
| "Whatever" | Ale, Brumeshine, and egg whites. This is what y'get when y'don't tell me what the fuck y'want. | 7 gil a mug |
| "The Worst You've Got" | Brumeshine and cough syrup. Get fucked. | 8 gil a mug |
| "Whine" | Milk and whiskey because yer apparently a baby what can't drink real liquor. Fuck you. | 14 gil a cup |
| Gin and Tonic | My buddy Jasque taught me to make this. Shut up, it ain't a pussy drink. | 8 gil a cup |
| Mead | Elouan set up a bee spot in the Hinterlands so we're makin' mead out of it. Sweetest thing I got. | 12 gil a cup |
| Brume Style Ishgardian Tea | Tea with powder milk. Don't ask me for no damn sugar. Shite's expensive | 5 gil a cup |
| Snake Drink | Doman bitch asked for it so I made it. If the back of yer throat starts tinglin', stop drinkin'. | 8 gil a cup |
Food
All food is free on account chargin' for food is some noble shite.Union Stew - Stew made from whatever we can get. Available all the time. Don't ask what's in it, we don't knowPloughman's Lunch - Bread, cheese, and pickled onions. That's it.
Games
Ain't got much but I got a fuckload of dice y'can play with. Bet whatever y'want, gil, favors, clothes, secrets, I don't give a shite. Just don't fuck on my couch and give 'em back when yer done.
OOC: To roll dice in ff14, use the /dice command. For instructions on how to use this, see the official /dice instructions. Please keep all dice rolls in a party chat. The following are just suggestions; if you want to make your own game up, feel free to do so!
Nidhogg's Eyes
Roll two six sided dice. If y'get a 7 or a 12 y'win, but if y'get two 1s you automatically lose. If y'get anythin' else, pass the dice. You can double your bet to roll twice.
Karakul
Roll 1 six sided die as much as you want. Keep track of each roll as your points. At any point, you can stop rolling and keep yer points. If you roll a 1, all your points are reset and it's the next person's turn. At the end of the round the person with the highest points wins.
Heaven's Ward
Roll two twelve sided dice. The closest to a total of 21 without going over wins.
Liar's Dice
Each player rolls five hidden dice and says what they have. Problem is, they can lie. Any time before the next person's turn, anyone can call them out. If you're right, you win. If you're not, you lose.
Fights
If y'wanna beat someone up, be my guest. Just don't trash my shite and stop when I tell ye to else yer all gonna get yer arse beat.
OOC Fight Rules
Starting A Fight
Both participents whisper to me (Yvesoix Sellemontiere @ Mateus) indicating that you wish to start a bar fight
We will join a party where we can roll and discuss OOC outcomes (see Fight Combat Flow below)
At any point, up to two other people can join the fight by whispering interest to me.
Fights must be bare knuckle only. The moment a weapon is drawn or a spell is cast, the fight ends.
Fight Combat Flow
Participants can choose to fight with rolls or not with rolls. If fighting with rolls, we use the Grindstone system (don't worry, if you don't know what that is I'll explain it to you when you join the party). If fighting without rolls, each person gets five posts to determine the outcome of the fight.
Each person has up to 5 minutes to post and fights can go on no longer than 45 minutes.
Combatants are expected to communicate regularly in OOC chat to work out short term or long term consequences of the fight as necessary.
Ending A Fight
Anyone observing the fight may attempt to RP out stopping it. They may choose whether or not to use rolls to accomplish this.
Yvesoix himself may call a stop to the fight for any reason. If the fight continues anyway, he will join the fight with all rolls automatically succeeding until combat ends. Combatants will be warned, both ICly and OOCly, that he is about to jump in.